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This game is a adventure RPG for students of Richmond Hill High School. Users will try to graduate school without being obstructed by teachers and other obstacles, using their party of students to pass high school.
- 2D top-down RPG where the characters move around the school
- Uses WASD to move, ESC to close the game, space/f to interact with environment or NPCs, ENTER to pull up inventory
- Initial party of four characters can be expanded to 6
- Turn based game with different stats
- Attack is used for physical attacks and is used to calculate damage
- Intelligence is used for non-contact attacks and is used to calculate damage
- (Mental) Health is used to as hit points
- Defense is used for both attack types and is used to calculate damage
- Speed is used to determine whose attack lands first
- Abilities of characters are used for special effects, such as altering stats when certain conditions are met
- All characters have a certain type, which affects how moves affect them, as well implementing a bonus multiplier when they utilize a move that is the same type as the user
- All moves have a type, base power, and any additional effects (causes users to sleep)
- Status effects in battle (bleeding, poisoned, asleep, slowed)
- An inventory system that allows users to purchase items that can somehow affect the user
- This can include held items, items to use in battle, or healing items
- Players can heal themselves at the guidance office, and will spawn there if they are all defeated
- Players can interact with NPCs in 3 ways: to buy something from them, battle, or talk
- Players must defeat the bosses to pass school
- Players can alter their stats through items or minigames (dumbbell curls, math contests (answering easy/hard math questions), eating, running laps around the school)
English is a type of subject that people can be. People with the English type show a general interest in English through essays and presentations. People who are interested in English have an expanded vocabulary and are very persuasive. English is effective against technology and is weak to math.
Ripping up a peers essay is almost always used in a figurative sense in that they should not hold back on constructive criticism. Used in a literal sense results in a ripped essay and a lot of confused people.
Description: I meant rip it in a figurative sense!
Effect
- Base power: 60
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 15
The art of arguing has its merits. Commonly used against teachers to scrape marks off of them, students must master the technique of arguing in order to succeed at RHHS. When used, teachers usually want to die because they do not want to deal with whining students constantly.
Description: I am sure that Kanye West is a genius and I should not lose marks for saying so!
Effect
- Base power: 70
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 10
Knowing that life sucks and ensuring that everyone around you is aware of that fact is a challenge in itself. People who complain are usually looked down upon not only because it is annoying, but also because of the fact that no one cares.
Description: Suck it up, buttercup.
Effect
- Base power: 80
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 15
Debating is the more articulate art of pure arguing and is generally more useful. Debating is a verbal sport with competitions around the globe to debate the merits of topics such as politics, human nature, and ethics. In the end, debating is arguing with concrete logic.
Description: Nutella is better than peanut butter.
Effect
- Base power: 85
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 10
Screaming is commonly observed in the households of couples in a turbulent time. Or teenagers looking at TeachAssist. Or generally anywhere with a high stress environment. Screaming is usually loud, hurts your ears and makes you more vulnerable.
Description: Dude chill.
Effect
- Base power: 80
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 8
- 10% chance to lower the opponents defence by half.
Swearing, or cursing, is a category of words and/or phrases that are used whenever someone is distressed. Such words are taboo in the open because of the negative connotations that they carry. However, this does not stop some individuals doing so anyway.
Description: Are you really swearing at Photoshop?
Effect
- Base power: 30
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 20
In drama class, reflections are probably the best opportunities to boost your failing mark. The relative ease of spilling tea or honestly making things up with a bit of sprinkled language here and there would certainly impressive bored teachers. Except when you're Johann and your reflections are so terrible that they hurt.
Description: I considered failing you.
Effect:
- Base power: 90
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 10
- 10% chance to halve the opponent's intelligence
When you are having bad dreams of your partner of 20 years leaving, it's normal to talk in your sleep. It's not normal if you're living a sexual fancy. Whatever floats your boat honestly.
Description: Better than snoring? At least more entertaining.
Effect:
- Randomly selects another move when the user is asleep. Fails if the user is awake.
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 20
Life sucks, you suck, everything sucks, you're going to die, no one loves you, the world is headed towards ruin, and your marks can't be raised. Might as well work out until you have massive guns.
Description: Depression hurts. But you don't have to.
Effect:
- Halves your defence, doubles your attack
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 10
Knowing that marks are not the sole purpose of life is nice and all but there is no point in knowing that when your marks barely pass the point of failing. Also life lessons are boring and put everyone to sleep.
Description: Stop procrastinating.
Effect
- Puts the opponent to sleep
- Accuracy: 85%
- PP: 15
Generally regarded as the most noble of all studies, math is a fundamental aspect of the universe, learning, and Chinese students of RHHS. Comparatively speaking, the mathematics department at RHHS is very competent, hosting a wide variety of challenging programs and playing host to top math students in the country. Despite this, math is regarded as one of the most dreaded subject areas of RHHS. The sheer intensity and competition between students fuels many sleepless nights either cramming for a test or regretting the existence of life itself after an assessment. Math is strong against English and weak against Science.
When all else fails on a test, you can try brute-forcing the answer from abusing your poor calculator. Especially if it's the cheating one that allows you to solve almost any sort of math problem with it. After every test, your calculator will be begging for mercy.
Description: Your calculator is actually unfair.
Effect
- Base power: 50
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 15
When it's the last week before exams, your marks are in the gutter and you know that you are going to end up working at McDonald's for the rest of your life, you can do nothing except for speculating. If you can calculate your potential mark with a perfect on the exam, there might be a glimmer of hope.
Description: I can end with a 90 if I get 300% on the exam!
Effect
- Heals the user by 50% of their max.
- PP: 8
MR. Choi is infamous for the sheer speed of which he marks assessments. A 75 minute test can be fully marked and up on Teach Assist by the next period for the entire class.
Description: Hey the trig test is up on Teach Assist and look, I failed!
Effect
- Doubles the speed of the user
- PP: 20
Whenever you attempt an assessment for math, you either pray to the god Bimesh De Silva or hope that the Math Angels carry you to success. Whenever you factor wrong, communicate incorrectly or do not show substitution as a step, you only anger the Math Angels.
Description: Math Angels will rain pain upon you!
Effect
- Doubles the intelligence of the user
- PP: 5
Before you learn what the quadratic formula is and why it works, it would be wise to learn what completing the square is. Useful for finding the vertex of the parabola and for min/max problems.
Description: Don't despair, complete the square.
Effect
- Base power: 40
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 15
Divisibility itself was not a hard concept. With some knowledge, application and critical thinking, most of divisibility is smooth sailing. Everything is basically divisible by 6 and different parities create even numbers. However, no one was ever prepared and a 10% drop in the class average was observed.
Description: Prove that 2n^6-n^4-n^2 is divisible by 36.
- Base power: 85
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 8
Olympiads school is an absolute prison for all those unfortunate enough to enroll in one of their courses. Although students may think that they are improving their grades by learning ahead of fellow students, they are only setting themselves up for failure as they have more tasks to complete overall. Olympiads is notorious for delivering questions that can only be comprehended if the student spoke Chinese.
Description: Sorry I don't understand Mandarin.
Effect
- Base power: 60
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 15
When you want to challenge your students or help them out with key ideas, practice sets are the way to go. Treated as a buffet for the mind, practice sets enhance the learning of students. Except when you don't know how to do them and no one else does either. Description: Another practice set? I haven't finished the one from 3 months ago...
Effect
- Base power: 70
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 10
The staple behind all quadratic questions, when solving by factoring fails, the quadratic is the last resort. Comes equipped for solving both roots, as well as a checker to see if the quadratic has real roots.
Description: Just use the quadratic formula.
Effect
- Base power: 40
- Accuracy: 99%
- PP: 20
When you panic, have 3 seconds remaining before the exam is over and you have 3 pages left to answer, quick maths is the way to go. Except you know you just failed.
Description: 2+2 is 4. Minus 1 that's 3. Quick maths.
Effect
- Base power: 20
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 15
- Priority +3
Nothing about trigonometry is inherently that hard. To be quite frank, trigonometry is based all around punching in buttons on a calculator. Yet there is nothing worse than a trigonometry test. Marks, tears, and mental health drop all around.
Description: Trigonometry? More like triggered.
Effect
- Base power: 95
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 10
Science is a vital aspect that is used to explain natural phenomenons when people do not believe in religion. Present since humans started thinking, science is now used to explain why we fall when we jump, what the world is composed of and how we are sentient. RHHS science has gained an interesting reputation, backed by its enthusiastically eccentric staff. Most students endure TLAP, dangerous labs, and dissections that churn the insides of any student.
Sticking a paperclip in a socket is never a good idea. The high voltage from an active outlet is more than enough to kill someone that is not thinking properly. They become stunned and can go into cardiac arrests as their sinoatrial node functions improperly.
Description: You could have burned down the portable!
Effect
- Base power: 120
- Accuracy: 70%
- PP: 10
- 70% chance to stun the player
A chemical substance that neutralizes alkalis, dissolves some metals, and turns litmus red; typically, a corrosive or sour-tasting liquid of this kind. Generally speaking, acids produce H+ ions when dissolved in water, but are now more recognized as a compound that accepts electron pairs.
Description: Please do not drink the acid when it is spilled. You will not hallucinate, you will die.
Effect
- Base power: 80
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 10
- 10% chance to poison the opponent
Chemistry is just grade 4 math with ratios and having some equations next to each other and multiplying some random numbers together until you get a correct answer. You kinda just play around, sleep around and fail the test somehow.
Description: Why did I just fail this unit.
Effect
- Halves the intelligence of the opponent
- Puts the opponent to sleep
Description: Why did I just fail this unit.
Effect
- Halves the intelligence of the opponent
- Puts the opponent to sleep
Short for "Think Like a Physicist", TLAP is an integral aspect of the physics course at RHHS. TLAP is dreaded by all students taking physics and is rightfully so. Despite this, TLAP is probably useful somewhere in life
Description: What is the point of TLAP, honestly.
Effect
- Doubles the intelligence of a user
- PP: 10
Chemistry is a science where puns are aplenty. Many puns can be derived from the names of elements, and the general lack of willingness to live.
Description: Oh chemistree, oh chemistree.
Effect
- Base power: 40
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 15
Dissections are an important aspect of biology and learning internal systems of organisms. However, because of the fact that the organisms have been preserved in a nasty liquid, it will make anyone sick. It smells gross, looks gross, and makes you feel gross. There is no point in taking biology because you learn everything you need to know about biology in computer science courses anyway.
Description: Where is the duodenum in a fish I regret taking this course.
Effect
- Poisons the opponent
- Accuracy: 90%
- PP: 15
Titration, in theory, is mixing two solutions and having some equations next to each other and multiplying some random numbers together until you get a correct answer. You kinda just play around with an expensive piece of glass, and hope that you don't overshoot the titrant. Usually, you should be working with dilute solutions but if you are dumb, 18M HCl isn't that bad.
Description: Crap I used the wrong significant figures in my calculations and now my numbers are all wrong.
Effect
- Base power: 70
- PP: 15
- Accuracy = 100%
- 30% chance to poison the opponent
Technology is a type of subject that people can be. People with the technology type show a general interest with technology through innovation and design. Technological people can program in different languages and can use any sort of software available. Technology is effective against science and is weak to English.
Implementing APIs are generally easy except when they make no sense, the documentation is for a language that you are not using and you are trying to cram it in before submissions are due on Devpost
Description: I hope I don't run out of API calls during the demo.
Effect
- Doubles the speed of the user
- PP: 8
When you try to make a program, it's common sense to seek out help if you don't completely understand what you're doing. Usually, it's best to look at someone else's code to understand the situation. When you copy the code in your own style, you end up creating garbage. Realizing that you have something better to do than make a car find a gas station in Java, you just steal code but alter it a little bit.
Description: Running inefficient stolen code is okay if your professor does not care about how fast your program is.
Effect
- Base power: 50
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 10
Stack Overflow is the website, along with Google, that has been able to keep programmers employed for decades. Stack Overflow originates from the the term "Stack buffer overflow", which occurs when a program writes to memory on a call stack outside the intended data structure. This error usually occurs when a recursive program does not terminate.
Description: Stack Overflow is the only website you need to land yourself a programming job. Frustrates teachers.
Effect
- Base power 30
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 20
When you need help with an algorithm, it would make the most sense to ask for help. However, in the quest to attend the best schools, students find themselves on a crunch for time. Therefore, it is imperative to beg their friends for their code to "look" at it. In the end, the student knows that they're going to end up stealing the methods to navigate the city.
Description: Programming is hard. Stealing? Not so much.
Effect
- Base power: 40
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 15
Neutral moves do not belong in either science, math, English, or Technology. If a person is neutral, it is because they specialize in something non-STEM (Science, Technology, English, Math, and we are aware that E is not supposed to correspond to English) and therefore irrelevant. Moves that are neutral are either physical or also non-STEM.
You know as a child how your parents forced you to play the piano. You either loved it or hated it. The constant mind-numbingly boring practice sessions made you wish for a swift death as your fingers lost sensation hammering at the keys for so long. Well some people decided burning their piano book would solve the problem.
Description: If you do this, there is seriously something wrong with you.
Effect
- Base power: 60
- Accuracy: 100
- PP: 12
- 50% chance to burn either the player or opponent
Clapping is something you do when you celebrate an achievement: your's or someone other's. Clapping is a very positive action that you can do very quickly.
Description: Yay, TLAP!
Effect
- Base power: 40
- Accuracy: 100
- PP: 15
- Priority: 3
- 10% to double the intelligence of the user
Whether it's from months of misuse or you washed it or your charger malfunctions, an exploding phone can get the best of us sometimes.
Description: I got two phones, and now I have none.
Effect
- Base power: 120
- Accuracy: 80
- PP: 10
- 75% chance to burn the opponent
As a measuring tool, a meter stick is vital to every experiment conducted in elementary school. From fake helicopters to seeing how long the hallway is, the meter has served an essential function. In the older days, in addition to its measuring capabilities, can be used as a tool for corporal punishment. While uncommon today, the threat of it is always present to those sleeping, or otherwise unsuspecting.
Description: Whack whack
Effect
- Base power: 65
- Accuracy: 90%
- PP: 12
- Priority +1
As a sport, basketball is very popular sport among young individuals. It is a high-intensity sport because players are expected to run, dribble a ball, and shoot when necessary. Basketballs are also relatively hard, except not really.
Description: Don't break your ankles.
Effect
- Base power: 30
- Accuracy: 95%
- PP: 20
- Priority +2
Whenever frustrated, a student my resort to flinging furniture around to relieve them of tension. Usually this involves a desk or a chair. When thrown, chairs can be extremely lethal, causing heavy bruising, concussions, or open wounds. Many school boards have a policy against throwing, especially chairs.
Description: Put that chair down!
Effect
- Base power: 80
- Accuracy: 75%
- PP: 10
When you balling in gym class and then class starts and you already know what's about to go down. BALLS AWAYYYYYYY.
Description: BALLS AWAY
Effect
- Doubles the speed of the user
- Halves defence of opponent
- PP: 10
Instead of walking the 2 meters, some people prefer calling an Uber to arrive at their destination. Said people are usually stacked or just very, very lazy.
Description: Why are you Ubering there, it's literally 2 steps away.
Effect
- Doubles the speed of the user
- PP: 10
Cramming right before an assessment is a surefire way to get someone to want death. You do gain short-term memory of a certain subject, however.
Description: There is no way that I am going to remember all 15 chapters before the exam.
Effect
- Doubles the intelligence of the user
- PP: 5
After 48 sleepless hours, crashing is the most natural thing to do, especially after just running on caffeine the entire day. Crashing induces hysteria, hallucinations and increased aggressiveness until the person goes to sleep.
Description: Misha why are you laughing at your counter.
Effect
- Doubles the attack of the user
- Puts the user to sleep
- PP: 10
Crying is a good part of school because it relieves the mental stresses associated with learning. Even though you end up feeling like crap for crying your heart out, biologically, it should relieve something. Whether that happens or not depends on what you cry over.
Description: This is the fourth time I've cried at school this week and it's only Tuesday.
Effect
- Refills the health of the user
- Puts the user to sleep
- PP: 5
Bubble tea is an essential aspect of student life in the GTA. Shops rake in massive profits selling glorified tea with milk to rich fobs who must intake an overage of sugar. Despite the immense health issues, bubble tea drinkers ignore these health warnings simply because they either don't care or just love bubble tea.
Description: You wanna go to Chatime?
Effect
- Refills half the health of the user
- PP: 10
Jacked people flex because they have muscles. They like to compensate for something else and let others notice what they have been working on for the longest time.
Description: Stop flexing, you're embarrassing yourself here.
Effect
- Doubles the attack and defence of the user
- PP: 10
Greeting someone is a very friendly action that makes them feel more welcome. Being acknowledged is very nice.
Description: Hi everyone!
Effect
- Halves the defence of the user
- PP: 15
Memes are a universal method of communication. People of different cultures can all learn to accept this form of communication, mainly via the Internet. While a lot of memes are garbage, the more relatable ones are considered to be funny and are therefore more accepted. There is a sense of pride when making memes, which increases the mental health of the user.
Description: Nice meme bro.
Effect
- Heals user by half their overall health.
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 8
People that get by without studying for any sort of assessment usually fail or still do well somehow. Either they are way too intelligence to study or are lucky. Either way, it's not fair
Description: How do you pass without studying??
Effect
- Doubles the intelligence of the user
- Halves the intelligence of the opponent
- PP: 10
During the 80's, cocaine was the most popular drug, which induced an instantaneous euphoric high for the user. Due to this, powered cocaine became a booming illicit trade in the Americas. The war on drugs did nothing except for fueling demand of the product itself and increasing the power of those who produced it. Cocaine is fondly called nose candy because users generally use their nostrils as an entry point for the drug. Although students at RHHS probably cannot afford cocaine unless their parents are exceedingly rich, they can indulge in snorting pure sugar for the fun of it.
Description: Feng, this is the second time I've seen you snort candy in class!
Effect
- Heals user by 40 HP.
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 20
Working out, or exercising is an excellent to stay fit. Used to lose weight, gain muscle or just to maintain a healthy lifestyle, exercising should be part of everyone's daily schedule. Except for the fact that everyone is getting fat from poor nutrition and living a sedentary lifestyle thanks to the Internet.
Description: What does this move even mean?
Effect
- Doubles the attack and speed of the user.
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 20
A long, black, and glorified recorder, clarinets are hallmarked as one of the easiest instruments to pick up and play. Despite this, it does take a good chunk of time to skill and master, in order to play faster, more accurately, and with better tone.
Description: You kinda look like a snake charmer.
Effect
- Base power: 20
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 20
- Double's the user's intelligence
A curved, brass, and glorified recorder, saxophones are hallmarked as probably the second easiest instrument to pick up and play. Despite this, it does take a good chunk of time to skill and master, in order to play faster, more accurately, and with better tone. Saxophones are also much cooler than the other instruments because they're a jazz staple.
Description: You kinda look like sad.
Effect
- Base power: 20
- Accuracy: 100%
- PP: 20
- Double's the user's intelligence
Abilities are a battle mechanic that affects how battles are fought. Abilities are all passive and may require specific scenarios to activate.
Description: The person you want to avoid because they're annoying. You kinda just want to punch them.
Effect: The attack of the opponent doubles.
Description: The person you want to avoid because they're scary, stupid, or rude. Whatever the reason, you just avoid them.
Effect: All moves used against the character have their hit chance quartered. In the Overworld, if they are the lead character, battles will not automatically start if the player is in range.
Description: The person tends to joke around in and out of class. They usually do not care about their academics a whole lot.
Effect: There is 1/4 of a chance that any received attack damage would be halved.
Description: When you've tried your best and you don't succeed, then you really just feel dumb. It's just bad.
Effect: Halves the intelligence of the opponent when the character appears on the field.
Description: The person is constantly stressed and wanting to die because of all their responsibilities. When they feel the crunch time and start cramming, their intellectual capacity must increase so they will be able to pass their courses.
Effect: When the mental health of the user is below 1/4 of their maximum, their intelligence doubles. This ability must be triggered after the user is hit with an attack.
Description: The person is extremely lucky. Like free marks, find $20 on the ground kind of lucky.
Effect: The hit chance of moves, including additional effects, and chances to wake up are doubled.
Description: Meeting a friend person makes you less aware of yourselves as you genuinely enjoy the company of the people around you. You let your guard down
Effect: The defence of the opponent is halved when the character appears on the field.
Description: Osmosis is the diffusion of water through a semi-permeable membrane. The phrase "learning through osmosis" is a sentence that describes how people learn through purely absorption of learning materials by being in physical contact with them.
Effect: When a character defeats their opponent, their intelligence doubles.
Description: The person is very hardworking and maintains a high work ethic. They persevere even when it hurts.
Effect: When the mental health of the user is below 1/4 of their maximum, their defence doubles. This ability must be triggered after the user is hit with an attack.
Description: You're a tank and you absorbed the power of your enemies
Effect: Every turn, the attack of the person is doubled.
Description: Like a mother hen, this person will protect their own at all costs. When it looks like they are failing at doing so, their instincts kick in and they go on a murderous rampage.
Effect: When the defense of the user is below 1/4 of their maximum, their speed and attack double.
Description: The person usually has a lot of stuff going on in terms of school and work. When it gets too much, they just tend to avoid work.
Effect: When the mental health of the user is below 1/2 of their maximum, there is a 1/4 of a chance that any intelligence move is dodged.
Description: When you do something over and over again, you naturally become better at it. You become more familiar with the concepts of the task at hand, allowing you to increase the speed at which you do the task. That and you might just get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Effect: Every turn, the speed of the person is doubled.
Description: You're a brilliant student. You have good marks and everyone is jealous of you. Except for that one class you always seem to be failing in no matter what you do. You're pretty sure the teacher thinks you're weak, stupid, and slow. Maybe.
Effect: The character with this ability ignores stat changes of their opponent, beneficial or not.
Current list of characters
- Alston Lo
- Katelyn Wang
- Michael Oren
- Samyar Vahid
- Rosemary Fang
- Nikhil James
- Veronica Cui
- Eleanor Feng
- Aaron Yee
- Arjun Pillai
- Kishon Mahen
- Joey Chik
- Carol Chen
Aaron is a student at RHHS. He is an NPC.
Aaron was an energetic young man who had interests in a variety of things including planes, rollercoasters, the public transportation system, beyblades and Roblox. As he grew, his interests dwindled as his marks dropped. He is now a shell of his former self who only plays Tsum Tsum
- Health: 30
- Attack: 20
- Intelligence: 20
- Defence: 80
- Speed: 70
Aaron is of the Technology Type.
Aaron has the Friendly ability
Alston is a science student at RHHS. He is an NPC.
Alston used to be a respected member of his society. A bright man with large ambitions, Alston was set to accomplish great things. Until he saw anime. Then Alston's life was ruined.
- Health: 40
- Attack: 20
- Intelligence: 60
- Defence: 20
- Speed: 30
Alston is of the Science Type.
Alston has the Osmosis ability
Angela is a playable character of Teacher's Pet. She can be obtained as a squad member through special means.
Angela is a sweet girl who acts like a mom towards her friends. However, due to her tragic past with badminton, she can also prove to be salty and let her temper show through when the situation calls for it. As a cross between basic and fob, Angela can either be found in Sephora with her Starbucks or eating Korean Barbeque with her Chatime. Her interests include gossipping about certain Korean boybands and she has a soft spot for twinks. Her dream is to work in the medical field, which comes from her great interest in Science.
- Health: 35
- Attack: 40
- Intelligence: 65
- Defence: 75
- Speed: 35
Angela is of the Science Type
Angela has the Protective Ability
Feng is a playable character of Teacher's Pet. He is one of the four starting protagonists.
Feng is known to be a violent individual with a short temper and explosive personality. He is 6 feet tall and has a beefy physique composed of both fat and muscle. His academics are mediocre at best. Feng has shown interest in the Technology subject.
- Health: 50
- Attack: 60
- Intelligence: 20
- Defence: 50
- Speed: 20
Feng is of the Technology type.
Feng has the Clown ability.
Johann is a playable character of Teacher's Pet. He can be obtained as a squad member through special means.
Johann was brought up in a household of religion and music. As time wore on, he realized that he hated both. A prodigy at everything he did, Johann was very unappreciative of his strict upbringing. Many years of carpal tunnel from prodding at the piano, he finally quit only to lose his privilege to a phone, swimming, existing, and forced to attend Brown Jesus Camp. Despite this and his hatred towards any sort of deity, the computer science god Bimesh has taken pity upon his fellow brethren and Johann is flying through school on pure wit and luck. His high math marks makes him good at Math.
- Health: 80
- Attack: 60
- Intelligence: 80
- Defence: 10
- Speed: 70
Johann is of the Math type.
Johann has the Extreme Luck ability.
Joyce is a playable character of Teacher's Pet. She is one of the four starting protagonists.
Joyce is a mentally constipated and sleep deprived individual who values her academics more than her sanity. She is a very high achieving student who signs up for more than she can handle. She is constantly working and maintains a good work ethic. She is interested in the Math subject.
- Health: 25
- Attack: 25
- Intelligence: 70
- Defence: 20
- Speed: 60
Joyce is of the Math type.
Joyce has the Persistent ability.
Michael is a technology student at RHHS. He is an NPC
Michael was once a young boy on a breakthrough for achieving great things in life. An intelligent student, Michael was a stellar math contest writer. When he went to RHHS, this trend continued. However, he has made so many stupid mistakes in math over the course of his lifetime that he has decided to give up on math and pursue technology instead.
- Health: 60
- Attack: 70
- Intelligence: 80
- Defence: 10
- Speed: 50
Michael is of the Technology Type.
Michael has the Persistent ability
Misha is a playable character of Teacher's Pet. He can be obtained through special means.
As a child Misha was especially gifted in pissing people off. From his French teacher to his parents, and even his fellow peers, Misha was a bit of an outcast in the community. He found solace in the feel friends he had and eventually realized that he needed a turnaround in his life. Meanwhile, he developed his passion working with technology and created games on Roblox as his first stepping stone into computer software. Eventually he landed himself a girlfriend, some friends of his own and regularly attended hackathons. In the end, his lack of sleep affects his overall mentality and many periods of class are dedicated to sleeping. He is very enthusiastic about Technology.
- Health: 30
- Attack: 40
- Intelligence: 50
- Defence: 40
- Speed: 40
Misha is of the Technology type.
Misha has the Avoidant ability.
Mr. Choi is a math teacher at RHHS. He is one of the teachers that the player will face.
Rumour has it that Mr. Choi himself is very stacked because of the business that he owns to teach math to struggling students in York Region. The only reason he teaches is because being a teacher is a very fulfilling job. He can be seen marking tests in polynomial time, or walking around the school with his many pairs of >$100 True Religion jeans. Many of his students are frustrated with the math problems on their assessments because they are usually from Olympiads.
- Health: 60
- Attack: 30
- Intelligence: 110
- Defence: 70
- Speed: 230
Mr. Choi is of the Math Type.
Mr. Choi has the Speed Boost ability.
Mr. Gissing is a science teacher at RHHS. He is one of the teachers that the player will face.
Mr. Gissing is considered one of the best teachers to have for AP Physics at RHHS. His friendly and outgoing nature creates a very welcoming atmosphere in physics class. The class itself may be slow and frustrating at times but students know that this is better than just failing tests.
- Health: 150
- Attack: 70
- Intelligence: 40
- Defence: 50
- Speed: 60
Mr. Gissing is of the Science Type.
Mr. Gissing has the Friendly ability
Mr. Harris is a gym teacher at RHHS. He is one of the teachers that the player will face.
Mr. Harris is a great guy.
- Health: 500
- Attack: 10
- Intelligence: 10
- Defence: 100
- Speed: 10
Mr. Harris is of the Neutral Type.
Mr. Harris has the Power Boost ability
Mr. Shim is a math teacher at RHHS. He is one of the teachers that the player will face.
Mr. Shim was once a young man with aspiring dreams. Now he teaches math to year after year of depressed students. His Asian heritage and current status of being a parent allows him to understand the struggles that his students go through. His students still fail anyway after trigonometry.
- Health: 300
- Attack: 50
- Intelligence: 100
- Defence: 30
- Speed: 20
Mr. Shim is of the Math Type.
Mr. Shim has the Demoralize ability
Mr. Timmerman is a math teacher at RHHS. He is one of the teachers that the player will face.
Mr. Timmerman is a very enthusiastic mathematics teacher at RHHS. All of his students fondly remember him as a teacher that uses many iconic phrases such as "Focus isn't just the name of a car" and "Concentrate, not the orange kind". He is also very fond of the divisibility unit, while his students cry over the intensity of the assessment.
- Health: 200
- Attack: 40
- Intelligence: 100
- Defence: 60
- Speed: 100
Mr. Timmerman is of the Math Type.
Mr. Timmerman has the Unaware ability.
Mr. Shim is a science teacher at RHHS. She is one of the teachers that the player will face.
Ms. Kostanenko is a very enthusiastic teacher from the country of Belarus. Her chemistry classes are known to get very exciting as she loves chemistry. After a while, students realize chemistry is just grade 4 math with ratios and a very simple concept, as Ms. Kostanenko clearly expresses. Despite that, the tests are just impossible to do well on for some reason.
- Health: 200
- Attack: 40
- Intelligence: 90
- Defence: 40
- Speed: 60
Ms. Kostanenko is of the Science Type.
Ms. Kostanenko has the Demoralize ability
Nikhil is a student at RHHS. He is an NPC.
Nikhil is an avid debater of RHHS. He is very interested in law, debating, and English. He genuinely enjoys his courses and actively participates in class. Although teachers either love or hate his actions in class, Nikhil ends up taking an L in any class he takes anyway.
- Health: 40
- Attack: 60
- Intelligence: 40
- Defence: 50
- Speed: 80
Nikhil is of the English Type.
Nikhil has the Clown ability
Sihan is a playable character of Teacher's Pet. She is one of the four starting protagonists.
Sihan is an emotionally unstable character who always looks angry. However, she has a very sweet personality on the inside and holds onto her friends tightly. She tends to idolize those around her. Sihan works really hard on her grades but they keep going down, which is why she can often be seen either not sleeping or crying. She has shown interest in English.
- Health: 20
- Attack: 20
- Intelligence: 65
- Defence: 60
- Speed: 35
Sihan is of the English Type.
Sihan has the Distressed ability.
Yash is a playable character of Teacher's Pet. He is one of the four starting protagonists.
Yash is a tryhard individual on the outside, but has really given up. He compensates for his low intelligence by substituting his sleep with chemistry homework, and is experienced with handling high volumes of stress. Yash pretends to be interested in Science.
- Health: 30
- Attack: 40
- Intelligence: 30
- Defence: 70
- Speed: 30
Yash is of the Science type.
Yash has the Relieve ability.
Random Niner is an NPC.
Random Niners in the hallway have been the bane of existence for many people. People hate it when all they do is flock and crowd the halls.
- Health: 20
- Attack: 30
- Intelligence: 30
- Defence: 30
- Speed: 30
Random Niner is of the Neutral Type.
Random Niner has the Annoying ability
Items can be used by playable characters to improve either their stats or their power points, depending on the type. They appear randomly on the map for the characters to pick up. Inventory space is unlimited.
Stats items improve either the attack, defense, intelligence, speed, or health of the character. They can consist of items that can be held by the character or worn as an article of clothing.
- Glasses: Increase Intelligence by 10%
- Dumbbells: Increase Attack by 10%
- Notes: Increase Defense by 10%
- Calculator: Increase Intelligence by 10%
- Starbucks Card: Increase Health by 6% of Max Health per turn
- Jordans(Shoes): Increase Speed by 10%
- Yeezys(Shoes): Increase Speed by 15%
- Headband(Hat): Increase Intelligence by 10%
- Headphones(Hat): Increase Max Health by 10%
- Stussy Sweater(Shirt): Increase Attack by 20%
- Champion Sweater(Shirt): Increase Attack by 15%
- Adidas Pants(Pants): Increase Max Health by 5%
- Sweatpants(Pants): Increase Defense by 20%
Heal items help the character recover HP or PP for certain moves so they can continue using them in battle. They generally consist of various food and drinks.
- Caf food: +5 (HP)
- McDonald's burger: +20 (HP)
- Bubble Tea: +25 (HP)
- Bulk Barn Candy: +40 (HP)
- Red bull: cure sleep status
- Ramen: cure burn status
- Doritos: cure poison status
- Tea: cure stunned status
- Sushi: full restore health and status
- Chicken Nuggets (20): half revive
- Chicken Nuggets (50): full revive