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Part three will have to wait until tomorrow. I sat down to write it this morning, but the doorbell rang two minutes later. I ran to the door like a six-year-old on Christmas morning.

Yes, that double-chinned woman
with the wild look in her eye is
HOLDING AN ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD
COPY OF MY BOOK!

It's too hard to type while doing the happy-dance and giggling.