November 29, 2001
on interesting facts
1. if u were to say 'oh, i see' using short forms, then it would become 'oh, ic' and without spacing that would becom 'ohic' which when read out can sound like, 'oh heck'. which is bad.
2. if u were to turn around really, really fast, you just might be able to see your ear.
3. the average person doesn't climb trees which he cannot climb.
you're welcome.
5:08 PM
November 27, 2001
when i say that i am in need of help, would you: A - run around screaming like a wuss for help or B - run around screaming like a hunky manly man for help or C - sit down and talk to my pet hamster? think about it.
i want someone to chat with!!! what's wrong with the people on IRC these days???!?!
10:22 PM
on mIRC
once, on mIRC, i was so desperate for someone to talk to that i offered free-jokes services on the main screen. i had a couple of losers come up to me and actually ask me for a few jokes. i never did it again.
10:17 PM
November 25, 2001
my blood was in excess then
and i thought i might do you the favour; boil some for you.
then it spilled, and went to waste.
i was left with just a liitle more than enough.
i spent a bit more for you.
it boiled again, and i still liked it.
not the boiling you get from anger, but another kind,
which i never had before.
again it went to waste; i didn't show it to you.
then i felt like i was missing something,
and it was not the wasted blood,
but you.
12:42 AM
what do you want? i, make up your mind for you? then i'd shoot myself in the foot again, and we can both laugh at me.
12:35 AM
i have slept for a total of 8 hours in the last 66.
i cannot take this anymore,
saying everything i've said before.
12:34 AM
November 23, 2001
i walked away and didn't turn back, 'cos that would have been an insult to my anger.
so i walked and walked until i reached a place which was familiar to me.
there, i looked around for you, hoping to see you there.
but i didn't.
so i kept on walking.
9:16 AM
it's only been the first day of the after-exams period and i've almost run out of plans for the rest of the 38 days. Wei Jin had his ear pierced, dalglish, darren, terence (so i have heard) and kevin dyed their hair, and we've already been stopped by the police, slept on the floors outside some low-class poser-ish restaurant. sigh. screw ye who claimeth that restaurants aren't for sleeping, bloody restaurant manager. oh, anyway, i was planning to arrange a trip to thailand. it'll probably be some super hot resort with perfect scenery and all that. don't get the picture, think something like the venue for the movie 'The Beach'. if we're gosh darn lucky lah. otherwise we may have to settle with Krabi. sigh.
p.s. those interested, email me at thambs@postmark.net
9:08 AM
November 21, 2001
theme songs for classmates.
Jonathan - gone (NSYNC)
Aaron - let me 'blow' your mind (Eve and Gwen Steffani)
Zonghao - the sound of silence (Simon and Garfunkel)
Dalglish - pain for pleasure (Sum41)
Kiang Hu - how do i look (dimitri from paris)
Jiajun - this used to be my playground (madonna)
Weijin - smells like teen spirit (Nirvana) or imitation of life (REM)
Terence - smooth criminal (Michael Jackson) or king of the jungle [(Bananarama)shaun]
Xiaozheng - cherry lips (Garbage)
Waikit - liar (henry rollins band)
Kevin - don't panic (cold play)
Qixin - losing my religion (REM)
Colin - burn baby burn (Ash)
Rihao - hit me baby one more time (Britney Spears)
Wei An - bliss (Tori Amos)
Farand - short dick man (20 fingers)
Yuda - resemble (O to Z)
Yuji - alcoholic (starsailor)
Yuankai - big me (foo fighters)
Wei Ren, Neo - proudest monkey (dave matthews band)
Elton - fallin' (alicia keys) ----------------- he has surpassed lameness, you see.
Pak - too bad (nickelback) or daysleeper (REM)
Jeffrey - take me back then (days of the new)
Solomon - stronger (Britney Spears)
Hsiang Yang - what time is it (spin doctors)
Alvin - when the saints go marching in (dukes of dixieland)
Keith - pink (aerosmith)
Darren - short one (propellerheads) or travis barker drum solo
Raymond - perfect gentleman (wyclef jean)
Jonah - hash pipe (weezer)
Daniel - i surrender (depeche mode)
Gabriel - take me home (sophie ellis-bextor)
Justin - tomorrow comes today (gorrilaz)
6:11 PM
November 20, 2001
Colorgenics Profile
You are a very sensitive person and you try hard - (perhaps a little too hard) - to make favourable impressions and to be recognised by your peers... But you have that inherent need to feel appreciated and admired. You are easily hurt if all of your endeavours go by unappreciated or not acknowledged. stop trying so hard
In actual fact you are not willing to exert yourself in any way. You have that truly "laid back" attitude, and unwilling to extend yourself or exert undue effort. You feel that to move forward - be it in your life style or in business relationships - it would require more energy output than you are prepared to give at this time. You want to take life easy and your attitude is such that Enough is Enough
Although you are, deep down, a very caring person ... you are very particular in the choice of friends and indeed very demanding at times. You can be most quarrelsome and controversial ... and it is because of this argumentative trait you can at times explode into open conflict - conflict with even those you may care for and love. It is because of this inherent argumentative streak in you that may have resulted in broken hopes and dreams.......
You are an emotional, sincere and impressionable individual experiencing frustration and unnecessary stress... You are carried away by other peoples enthusiasm and looking for that idealised relationship, be it in a business or personal situation which you are able to share with a mutual depth of understanding.You have lowered your defences in the past .. and you have been hurt ... so you are now extremely wary of being exploited. You are still ready to trust people on condition that they are prepared to offer you proof of their sincerity.
You are being very dogmatic... Insisting that there is to be absolutely no equivocation whatsoever about your achievements and accomplishments.
7:59 PM
continued...
Yuankai - big fellow with a big heart and a huge sneeze. competent in soccer (trivia) and is very good in literature. has great propensities to be lame. cracks racist jokes which sometimes crack me up, and in turn cracks my knuckles.
Wei Ren, Neo - my good friend who never was. shared my sorrows and misery during those horrid judo training sessions. together, we hoped for training to end, and his company made time fly a little quicker. E maths king.
Elton - super lame guy. so lame he sometimes limps. really. 'A' class mugger who manages to squeeze in full evenings for basketball. must be lying. i bet he just mugs.
[why waste good space on bad rubbish?]
Jeffrey - where do i begin? well, it all started in the '70s. a baby was born with an A maths textbook in its clutches. it probably wrestled the doctor who unfortunately brought him into this world. jeffrey lost the fight and ended up among us today. tells lame jokes which no one laughs at. which is perhaps what he wants, anyway.
Solomon - muscular human. short, but muscular.
very muscular. plays soccer very well. fast-runner, and hard-worker on the pitch. guess he really puts his heart into what he enjoys doing.
Alvin - westlife freak. neatness freak. as mentioned in the description of the castaways in Survivvor®, kinda lame and can't quite fit in. but he's a great guy, who has his good points to make up for his lameness and can't-quite-fit-in-ness
Hsiang Yang - alvin's current best friend. maybe he's gay. he looks it. haha. he gets pissed off rather easily. i learnt that the hard way. he likes to take photographs. reminds me of those japanese tourists u see in not-so-exotic places.
Keith Tnee a.k.a. Kidney - good drawer [artist]. i sat next to him some time this year, which when i got to know him. he draws a great deal, and pretty well too. subtle mugger: mugs in school like hell and slacks at home...like hell.
Darren - drummer. damn good drummer (in case he's reading this). super short, super funny, super gay, and super fun. have been close to him since sec 2 i suppose. had a lot of fun together, although i still think u should trim ur nose hair. hope u make it to thr jc of ur choice, and live the dream.
Raymond - never got to talk to him much, no matter how much i tried. he is friendly, and strikes me as being caring and helpful. good luck to u, it's all i can think of now.
Jonah - at first glance he may appear to be a loner, but he's really a great guy. maybe he's a little shy. has excellent taste of music, and is always updated on the newest good songs. a really fun guy to be around, but it's better that u make sure he doesn't hate u, or else it's not gonna be too much fun. never afraid to do anything, especially throw erasers or liquid paper bottles. oh ya, a devout liverpool fan who has his views on soccer too. he has a sucky brother. it's no insult, trust me. " )
Daniel - the real heavenly king. does everything in the name of god. he hasn't got the slightest semblence to a hypocrite and is truly a man of virtue. soccer guru who doesn't brag but tries only to improve himself.
gabriel - sat in front of me one term last year. i think i was kinda bothering him, but he was real nice about it. and come to think of it, he bothered me a lot too. we are a people who bother each other a lot and still get on well. u can go pierce ur nipples for all i care. ha!
justin - great guy, who doesn't laugh at his own jokes. unlike the jeffrey, this one tells funny 'uns. great geographer and always make it seem unlikely to others that he'll in fact to gosh darn well. excellent web page designer too.
7:22 PM
November 13, 2001
everyone else is doing it so why not i? huh? oh. [this was my first line ever written on my blog.] anyways, this is a
summary of my impressions on my classmates for the last 2 years. and in some cases, 4 years.
Aaron - managed to get 270 for psle, but for some reason, it doesn't show. just kidding. he puts gel on his hair, then lets it stick out. always has bread for recess, courtesy of his mom. ex-sex toy. or am i mistaken?
Zonghao - Zonghao... ah... one of those who adds character to the class without directly adding character to the class. he has an apparent obsession with LAN games, but keeps it subtle. doesn't need gel like aaron, but manages to get the desired effect just as well, and a little better.
Dalglish - at first i thought he was some stuck-up anti-social guy. then i guees the prozac lightened him up a little, and he began talking to more people. turns out he consists of people who speak to him from his head. or so he proclaims. and he has an interesting way of thinking. i dun noe what it is. that's why it's interesting.
Kiang Hu - Handsome! definitely can make the cut as an actor for some cantonese serial. can almost imagine him... trenchcoat, long hair, machine gun, body guards, face masked in cigar smoke.... sat with me in term 1 with year, and term 3 last year and shared a lot of happy moments together. and i bet he
does have a girlfriend!
Jiajun - one of those who seems to have got all his priorities wrong, but turns out to do just as well as someone who had not. fascinates himself with RPG games and tournaments in the middle of the O levels.
Wei jin - initially i thought he was a charismatic, confident guy. then when i got to know him in sec 3, turns out he's one heck of a smelly, posing bitch. has the tendency to behave rashly. however this year, i got to noe his good side. he has a lively sense of humour, and can maintain conversation pretty well, without getting himself or the other poor soul lost, unlike most other bitches. had i not know u before i wouldn't mind not going to the same jc as u.
Terence - one of those who i used to be afraid of in sec 2. then in sec 3 i learnt that he could be subdued, and i totally whooped his ass! ok, i just spoke to him. turned out that he's a great, great guy. very realistic and pragmatic guy. keep in contact mr mao.
Xiaozheng - in sec 3 i thought he was an inspired leader who always found a way to keep the class going. in sec4, i found out how right i was. has a weird habit of talking a little too animately. does good impersonations of people, esp. mrs sow. nigger-lipped. likes politics and legal shit.
Wai kit - in lower sec, i used to play chapteh with him. once we were playing to see who's better. then in the middle of the game, he suddenly caught the chapteh with his hand and said, 'i'd rather lose than betray a friend.' i thought 'wah, this guy's damn good-natured, eh'. in sec 2 camp, i also remembered that he shared his torchlight with me during the night-trekking. then in sec 3, wham, porn. porn and basketball. porn 24/7. extremely resourceful and efficient. always manages to get things done. definitely one of thoes i wouldn't want to lose contact with.
Kevin - Pixie fairy princess. or is it just pixie fairy? nevermind. he plays soccer very well, and has a cool sense of humour. went to the turkey trip with him in sec 1 but got to noe him a lot better these past 2 years. will always remember him for his admirable sense of dressing.
Qixin - introduced me to witchcraft in sec 3. not really witchcraft, it's just all that witchcraft thing people say is witchcraft but really is everything but witchcraft. or maybe it is witchcraft. a very decent gentleman who hardly loses his calm, but can be violent when provoked (or so i've heard)
Colin - ahh... bet u've been waiting for this haven't you! classmate in primary 5, but never really got to mix around with him. never displayed any of his current behavioural characteristics in primary school. in fact, i can't believe i'm gonna say this, but he was actually normal. he came to school, sat through lessons, and went home at the end of the day. only wish i had known u better then. imagine what we may/could have done together, armed with the fervor of childish innocence? sigh. glad we ended up in the same class for a second time though. and this time, we made it count.
Ri Hao - simply cannot be understood. does things which only he finds amusing. like smashing the noticeboard, or in extreme cases the whiteboard. always interesting to have been around though. by the way, your bag sucks.
Wei An - cute-faced boy, whom i met in malay class at the moelc. wacky guy who'll hopefully never grow up. always does well in tests and recently got 6 pts for prelims. oh yeah, he CROSS-DRESSES.
Farand - one of those whom u can't get enough of. really. he's too short. " ) has a striking sense of humour and has lots of patience. and talk about bad luck! you were right xiaozheng. poor farand, was associated with pak in the worse 2 possible ways. first he got married to him, then had to sit with his husband for one whole term. good soccer pundit, who almost converted to a Fulham fan.
Yuda - Yuji wannabe, according to darren. excellent footballer who plays outfield as well as goalie. provided a lot of entertainment for the class these last 2 years. mr ang's fave student.
Yuji - The older Yu brother. plays pool, fights, mixes around very well and is actually kinda soft on the inside. good footballer also. his tackling is damn nice.
Shall carry on soon. seeya!~
4:29 PM
happy deepavali to yeuuuuuuuuuuu!
3:08 PM
ok, i've decided. the best ever music group
is incubus. they're excellent. listed below are a few songs which u can download to understand just how gosh darn good they are. oh, heck. listed below is the name of the album. buy it.
Make Yourself - Incubus
3:07 PM
November 09, 2001
i bet i'm sicker than u, david. [more ill] on monday after the higher tamil paper, i went back home and slept immediately after my bath. i slept from 5 pm to 6 am the next day. i must have overdosed on ning jiam pei pa koa, if that were possible. then i went to the doctor and told me i've got upper respiratory tract infection. to make matters worse, i've got asthma. my oxygen level has been deathly low. ok, not deathly low. just gosh darn low. i was bordering on unconsciousness for the better half of this week.
11:22 PM
