The Mid-Life Crisis Of Sexpigeon

glerpie: sreegs: an attempt to explain how we utilize slack here...

Sat, 02 Feb 2019 16:58:47 -0500

glerpie:

sreegs:

an attempt to explain how we utilize slack here at Tumblr

💋

I’d like to believe that I created the #aesthetic channel, but I might be deluding myself.

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Thu, 14 Jun 2018 01:02:27 -0400

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Thu, 14 Jun 2018 01:02:04 -0400

Seen the new logout page?

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 00:59:09 -0400

It’s at tumblr.com/logout.

Peter: I'll be the bigger man and walk away

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 00:57:15 -0400

Peter: I'll be the bigger man and walk away
Tag: I'll be the bigger man and weigh more pounds.

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Thu, 14 Jun 2018 00:55:24 -0400

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Thu, 14 Jun 2018 00:55:07 -0400

bonerfart: blackphonk: buibuiboota: renegadebusiness: angry...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 00:54:29 -0400

bonerfart:

blackphonk:

buibuiboota:

renegadebusiness:

angryisokay:

c-a-bergamot:

Deleting all comments because only in this site you will find people throwing shit at a 17 year old boy who has voluntarily fed 80'000 people by starting his own business because he has a very particular idea lf masculinity which happens to threat only people with paper feelings.

His business has a line of ‘SheCans’ with names like ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Awesome’, ‘Fearless’ and ‘Beautiful’.
Anyone who is bitter about this kid’s business needs to step back and reevaluate their life.

^^
Reblogging again because of that comment

I’m not behind this. Still a white boy reinforcing gender stereotypes. I don’t give a crap how “good of a person” he is. I’m pretty sure there are some rapists out there who have donated to charities or done something good. Hitler’s family probably thought he was a GREAT person. Misogyny is still misogyny.

when was the last time you provided 80,000 meals to soup kitchens? you’re a fucking moron

you’re comparing him to hitler and rapists cause he called em man cans?

Just a reminder that you still have time to vote for Tumblr for the Webby Award for best community on the internet.

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Wed, 13 Jun 2018 18:45:26 -0400

Unused Tumblr release notes

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 17:15:36 -0400

Unused Tumblr release notes

I, too, have written unfortunate push notifications.

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 17:14:54 -0400

I, too, have written unfortunate push notifications.

Announcing some really great changesAnnouncing some really great changesAnnouncing some really great...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 17:14:42 -0400

Announcing some really great changes

Announcing some really great changes

Announcing some really great changes

Announcing some really great changes

Announcing some really great changes

mtv:SELENA GOMEZ REVEALS SHE HAD A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT YASSSSS...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 17:14:30 -0400

mtv:

SELENA GOMEZ REVEALS SHE HAD A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT

YASSSSS drag her!

Why don’t you post anymore?

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 20:32:58 -0400

I got older. And as I got older the already-questionable premise of this blog started to feel just-plain-creepy.
I got sleepier. When you get older, you get sleepier.
I had a family. My child was born in April of 2016. You can see the immediate and precipitous decline in posting volume thereafter.
My child was sick. He was born with cystic fibrosis. This has been devastating. And time-consuming. His breathing treatments take hours daily, which contributes to the sleepiness discussed in item 2.
I threw myself into my work. For the first couple of years of working at Tumblr, it was far and away the best job I’ve ever had. And likely ever will have. The office was thick with weirdos and we were given a shocking amount of freedom to do whatever we wanted—as long as it was relatively inconsequential. Visionaries did not do well at Tumblr. Jokesters and aesthetes did perfectly. I spent all my time filling our official channels with stupid, confusing garbage that I was horribly proud of, and remain proud of to this day.
Work got bad. They hired some visionaries. I spent two whole years writing and rewriting unused company vision statements at the behest of these visionaries. The uselessness of this task was overwhelming. I should have picked myself up and posted modest entertainments on this modestly entertaining blog, but instead I simply wallowed and fretted and atrophied.
As did everyone else who clung on. We almost reveled in the poison of it all. We drank too much and filled the Tumblr app and Tumblr staff blog with nihilistic discontents. There was pleasure in that.
I grew doubtful of my talents. Maybe these visionaries were charlatans, but maybe these charlatans were right. Maybe I needed to come around to their way of thinking. Maybe everything I do is bad, lame, indefensible. Maybe this blog is exhibit A.
I got shy. I would compose texts and not send them, fearful of how boring they were.
I got depressed. That soft, round depression that inspires nothing. A prickly depression can be a decent creative driver. But this was just a blob.
Drawing Garfield was a way to deal with this depression. This should be plain to anyone who has seen those posts. People started sending me links to kooky Garfield stuff, which I appreciated, but which had the unintentional sourness of a children’s birthday present. You like Garfields so I got you a Garfield! Soon your room is full of Garfields because that’s what you’re about. You stop caring about Garfield but you keep up the charade so no one’s feelings get hurt.
I am approaching mid-life, now, or perhaps I am firmly in it. And the outlines of a crisis are forming and they’re exactly as boring as you think. I’m not creatively fulfilled. Boo hoo!
We tried to leave America, do you know that? I had a very nice job lined up in Montreal. Less pay, but Montreal is cheap. Montreal is also generous with benefits if you are a citizen or a permanent resident. But it turns out you cannot become a citizen or a permanent resident if you have an expensive pre-existing health condition. Cystic fibrosis such a condition, so Canada did not want us. Another blow, one too hurtful to talk about on this dumb little blog.
I could not talk about any of this stuff on this dumb little blog, but it’s all I’ve been able to think about for the last two years.
This dumb little blog! It made my life what it is. It had about 40 followers when it was discovered by a neighborhood blogger, who passed it along to a city blogger, who made it a minor local sensation (a sensation! how embarrassing to write that!), which led to a local designer discovering that I, too, was designer, which led to our small design business, which led to the acquisition of our small design business, which led to our move to New York, which led to my working for Tumblr, which led to being able to make whatever I wanted and force millions of teenagers to look at it. God, what fun. And now it’s done.

Good.

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 10:25:46 -0400

ikatella:

April fools on Tumblr
Shit tier: Coppy
Okay tier: lizard election
Good tier: tumblcoin
God tier: Horse friend

Good.

i-am-a-fish:hello fish, i love you, hope u have a good...

Thu, 11 Jan 2018 20:33:29 -0500

i-am-a-fish:

hello fish, i love you, hope u have a good 2018

Tumblr is still good.

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Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:27:28 -0400

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ausloser: sexpigeon: An unwell Garfield in the early hours,...

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 17:21:01 -0400

ausloser:

sexpigeon:

An unwell Garfield in the early hours, wandering his cavernous keep.

Big fuck mood

Garfield Is Struggling To Change Careers

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 10:20:11 -0400

Garfield Is Struggling To Change Careers