Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Fear Ye Not...Maybe


While I was at work I decided I needed to face something I was "afraid" of:


SPIDERS

They are yucky and I'd rather have nothing to do with
them.  Normally I would have gotten someone
else to kill it, but I decided, "No!  I'm going to kill it!  I can't
live in "fear" my whole life!"  So I got a cardboard box and tried flinging
it off the stairs to the floor where I would then smash it.

It didn't quite work as planned because it kept crawling in a corner
and I couldn't get it.  Then I started commenting on how
big its bum was and then I started sharing stories about
how I had heard of people smashing spiders
only to have babies fly everywhere.
Sooooo, I decided not to kill it.

I got myself a big strong man, my boss, Nate, and told
him where this nasty "little" bugger was.  I thought he
was going to smash it with his foot, but NOOO he
thought grabbing it with paper towels would be the best
option.  He found it, squeezed it, it fell out of the paper
towel, and BABIES, BABIES flew EVERYWHERE!!




Little tiny babies littered the floor.  The life was literally
stomped out of them after seconds of being
born...and then their mamma was killed and flushed
just as soon.

My case and point, I am glad I didn't try and 
overcome my fear that day, otherwise my life would have
been completely ruined.  Had I attempted this, I
would have had to permanently wait for a boyfriend/fiance/husband,
a dad, brother, boss, or neighbor to come and kill that rancid arachnid.

Until next time...when it doesn't have babies...
then I shall be a spider killer.

I'll just stick to being the work fly killer.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Ready, In 3, 2, 1...

Please turn to song number 6, You Making My Dreams Come True, Hall and Oats.

I have decided that I am a person of reaction.  What I mean by this is I love seeing the outcome of an event.  And to be even more specific, I love watching people's reactions when they get scared! hahaha

It is true, I have a passion for scaring people! Shoot, that is the reason I bought a train horn.  Yes, if you did not know, I have a train horn within my sweet little Kia Chia.  Also, be sure if you come with me to a Haunted House, Mill, Cornmaze, etc., that I'm in the front, otherwise I will have the monsters run after you.  (I'm a hard one to scare.)

Why do I love scaring people?  It's the reaction I strive for.  The bigger the better!  If someone doesn't give me a reaction, then I probably won't try to scare them again, but if they do...let's just say they need to always keep one eye peeled.

My constant victim at school was Michelle.  Every time I got her, I was 99.99998763% guaranteed a reaction.  But now that we are no longer roommates, I had to find a new victim, and I have; my manager at work.

Oh Kim.  Kim, Kim Kim.  Although she calls me: "a nightmare", "Out of my mind", someone with a "problem", "a dead person", "voted off the island", and the list goes on, I know she loves me.  When she is in the worst mood, I have the great gift of being able to put a smile on her face...I can see the zygomaticus major muscles working to raise the corners of her mouth into a smile every weekday...even if I am playing Hall and Oats or the BeeGees and dancing while sitting at the same time! bahahaa

Anyway, the reaction is the best.  Here are some of the few, but great, scares I have gotten on film.  Please, do enjoy.  I sure do!  (Please pause the music, though it is a great song.)



The train horn. (It's louder than in the video.)


One of my favorites with my roommate Michelle.


Another favorite with my roommate "Manda."


This is my roommate "Britty" getting scared on our way to a wedding in Idaho.


The first scare of the year with Kim.


Ok, this one may not be as funny unless you know the whole
story behind it, but I thought I would share it anyway.



My boss put me up to this one.


And there you have it.  I love giving people a fright.  It may not make their day, but it sure makes mine.

Have a great day!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Blood, Sweat, Tears, and MUUUDDDD!!

Can I just tell you how much fun I've had the past month+?!  Within that time I have participated in four completely different events.  One = a triathlon.  Two = volunteering for one of the most amazing cycling events in the West.  Three = a century.  Four = a 10k.

Now short stories for all.  Well, I'll try and keep them as short as I can. ;)  (If something is highlighted in green it means it's a link to another website, so feel free to click.)


Jordanelle Sprint Triathlon - A total fluke and a super sweet one!
My boss, who is also my next door neighbor, and his buddy had been taunting me for over a months time that I needed to do a triathlon with them.  I told them I hadn't been training and that I didn't want to spend money on it, so I wasn't going to do it.  The week before the tri, my parents, myself, and my boss were talking on the driveway and Nate (my boss) said to my mom, "Come on Sue, just rent a wetsuit for Lydia!  We'll call this a [insert name of the website I work for] sponsored triathlon!"  So I laughed and thought nothing of it.

Turns out when I got to work in the morning, I checked my e-mail, and there was a "Welcome to the Jordanelle Triathlon!" e-mail in my inbox!  Other than me laughing, the first thing that came out of my mouth was, "Are you kidding me?!  NATE!"  So, I wasn't about to complain!  A free triathlon?!  Yes please!

So I rented a wetsuit and all in all, I probably only trained for about 5 days or less.

The race day came and it couldn't haven't been any more beautiful!  The water was almost 80°!  Moving on.
  • The swim was the best I had ever done and it was actually really fun...besides my goggles fogging up rendering me almost blind.
  • The cycling was horrible for part of the ride because I got a massive headache.  The thought of my pituitary tumor growing actually came to mind and I was afraid I needed to stop so my brain didn't explode...and this was all while going uphill.  Then a quick prayer and downhill made me forget about it.  I just wish all of you could have experienced going downhill at 36.2 MPH.  It's glorious...but almost hitting a deer is not.
  • The run was good.  Nothing out of the blue.
Want to know the icing on the cake?!  I got 4th place in my age division!  Not bad for only training for 5 days.  Just goes to show I can do what I put my mind to.  Now, had I not dinked around during one of the transitions so I could find my watch, I totally would have gotten 3rd without a doubt.  Next time I'm not going to waste any precious seconds! 


LOTOJA!!! - Don't even get me started. 
I want to do this race so so bad, especially after seeing how beautiful the course is!  Anyone want to relay with me next year?!

I was an official "course marshall" for the race.  Sounds pretty legit, right?!  I mostly just told the cyclists where to go after their feed zone, stopped traffic, sacrificed my body for the sake of the riders (I almost go hit by like 5 cars and I'm talking by inches, INCHES!), picked up feed bags, and yelled words of encouragement.  It was superfluously fabulous.

I also saw the largest man on the hugest bike I will ever see in my life!  No joke.  It was ridiculous.  His top tube was seriously at my mid-abdomen and the saddle was about at my shoulder.  He rode about 2' away from me, so I'm not over exaggerating.  Come to find out that it was Shawn Bradley!!  Just imagine a 7'6" man on a bike.  Breath taking.  He was riding a 82cm custom Trek road bike.  If you don't know how big that is, my bike is 47cm and an average male's is about 55-60cm.  The largest Trek makes, I believe, is 64cm.  So yeah, 82cm?!?!  Ridiculous.


Wonder Woman Century - 100 miles of pure bliss!
Oh, the glories of cycling!  This is the type of first cycling event I wanted to do.  It wasn't too big and it was all women!  I found out about this when I rented my wetsuit for the tri, but I wasn't quite sure about it.  Once again, I didn't train as much as I should have, so I was a little hesitant to do it.  The cost to do 100 miles was exactly the same as doing 70, so the extra 30 miles was the deal breaker.  I guess the saying "Go big or go home" came into play.  Plus, once again, if I thought I could do it, I would.  So I signed up for it the week of the race.

In the fewest amount of words: It. Was. Aaaawesome!
  • I was by myself for probably 80% of the ride, which was nice because I had plenty of thinking time. 
  • When I was going down a steep hill I looked to see what my speed was (expecting to see about 36+) and it was a wonderful 41.2 MPH!!!  I "Wooooo-hhhhhhoooooooo!"ed with excitement.  Then came the tears...from the wind blowing past my eyes.
  • Riding through canyons is SO fun!
  • I wanted to finish around 7 hours and I beat it....by 17 seconds!  6 hours, 59 minutes, and 43 seconds was the end time
  • While "competing" with 80+ women, I came in 30th.  Not fabulous.  Not great.  But considering I only trained for almost 3 weeks, not bad!
Once I was finished, I changed out of my Lycra and drove 4 ½ hours to Las Vegas.

And I wasn't sore at all!



The Dirty Dash 10k - I never thought I would love mud so much!
Now this is probably the funnest 10k anyone could ever do!  I signed up for this one probably sometime in August, so I was for sure planning on doing it.  From looking at the little course drawing they had, for some reason I thought it was going to be all mud...not until 7am the morning of the race did I realize I was running a 10k, aka 6.2 miles.  So in other words, there is no way it was going to be all mud!  Duh!

There are so many amazing things about this race.  Here are a few:
  • It was the largest first year event in the history of Utah.  They closed registration after 1000 people, opened it again, closed it after 2000, opened it again, and eventually there was 4000-5000 people there for the race!  They had to open an afternoon event because it was so huge!
  • A good portion of the money went to charity, so that's super sweet!
  • I lost my shoe in the mud within the first minute of the race.  "She lost her shoe!" was heard as I was shoving my muddy foot back into my shoe.
  • While jumping over the first giant bail of hay, I cleared it with ease, but this was not so for the second bail.  My footing wasn't secure and I fell on my knees on the hay.  Scratches galore and blood trickled down my leg.
  • I almost lost my shoe again before jumping over the climbing walls.
  • While one leg was mid-shin deep in mud and the other was knee deep, I finally got one leg out with my shoe, took off my shoe, worked the other leg out, took that shoe off, and trudged up the mud hill with no shoes.  (It took me about 3 minutes to get out.)
  • I gagged while running in very stinking marshland...I swear it was poop and not mud.
  • I almost lost my shoe again when one leg was again knee deep in watery mud and the other was hip deep.
  • The "World's Largest Slip'n'Slide" was amazing.  (At the end I decided I wanted to slide directly into the mud, so I stood up, ran, slid off the slide into the mud, and almost took out a women.  We both laughed.)
  • And then I had to swim/crawl through a giant watery mud bath.
This was one of the best events I've done.  They're doing a 5k version in the Spring of next year so I'm totally doing that.  Rather than meaning less running, I'm sure it means more mud!!  Yeah yeah!
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So there you have it.  One more event to come; the Halloween Half Marathon!  That is in two weeks and collectively I have run a grand total of 11 miles this month.  So much for my saying of "preparation is key!"  This seems to be there summer of non-preparation.  But hey, I've done what I wanted in good times, so I plan on doing decent for this half.  We shall see in a couple weeks!

Yeah, that wasn't sort at all!!  Ooops.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

A Year Ago Today

(Please turn to song number 14. Thanks!)   :)

Today marks the day when a life altering decision was made.  Had I not made this decision, I really wonder where I would be today and what my plans would be.

Today, a year ago, I walked into the office of my favorite design teacher's office, the then head of the Interior Design department, Brother T.L. McRae, and told him after being in the department for almost four years, I would no longer be continuing my education in Interior Design.  I received answers I could not misinterpret and I knew my decision was correct.  He agreed with what I had to say, was saddened, yet excited for me, and gave me great words of advice.  (I love that man.  He's possibly one of the most caring teachers I know.)

I walked out of that office a different person.

Some may have called me a quitter, but that is untrue and they do/did not fully understand; I was following council; to me that is more important than being looked at as a "quitter."  Plus, I'm not a quitter.

As I look back on the past year, I can see how much I have grown from that singular decision.  I feel like I'm a different person and a better one at that.  My goals have changed and I have a bright, twinkling future ahead of me, what ever it may be.

I am pleased with what I have done, what I am now doing, and what I have planned for my future.


What will I be doing?  I have an outline.

Where will I be going? I have some insights.

When will I be going and doing?  When then missing puzzle pieces are provided and put in their proper place.



Life is grand.


*I realize this is a post you can't really comment on, well, you can and are 
welcome to, but this is more of a journal entry than anything.  This is my 
blog and I post what I wish.  My blog is mostly a readable journal that  
I can share with others.  If I would like to you know what my thoughts 
are, then I put them on here.  Anyway, I felt like letting you know that I  
do indeed know that some of these past posts may not have been so 
funny and that they are more serious than anything.  BUT I still do love 
comments...they make me think a little more, so please, leave a comment 
if you would like.  :) 

Friday, October 8, 2010

Frizzle Frazzle

(When I was typing in the title for this post the word "phosphofructokinase" came up and it made me laugh.  If you don't know what phosphofructokinase is, it has to do with glycolysis.  If you don't know what glycolysis is, don't worry about it; just be happy it's happening inside your body this very moment.)

I learned something today.  I learned the power of communication.

Communicating is what I do for work.  People have problems, I find what's wrong, and then I fix it.  It makes people happy and it makes me happy in return because I have a passion for helping people.

I get people who are very pleasant and fun to work with (they are usually always from Norway (I'm not just saying that because I have Norwegian blood)) and we solve the problem very quickly and without a hiccup. I get people who start out with a bad mood and empty threats (they are usually always from ebay.)  I treat them the same as the other customers (maybe a little more bubbly, if anything) and we end with the problem solved, a happy customer, and a smiling "Customer Relations Specialist."

Today was a different story.
I can't tell you how frustrated I got and I hated the feeling.  Seriously.  I was kinda shaky and lightheaded.

Don't get me wrong, I was very kind to the customer, let's call them Mrs. Brazil.  They were just not listening.  They had an easy fix and it was solved in a flash, but they wouldn't listen to what I was saying.  They didn't understand I had already fixed their problem.  "FIX it.  FIX this PROBLEM!" for 30 minutes straight.  I kept repeating it was fixed.  There was even a phone call from Mrs. Brazil from Brazil.  They finally stopped.  "Listened."  Understood.  And relaxed.  It was physically draining trying to get them to understand.

While I was thinking about it, it made me think of Heavenly Father.  How many times do we go to Him saying "FIX it.  FIX this PROBLEM!", when in all reality its already been fixed, or will be shortly thereafter.  I'm sure He wishes he could sometimes give us a call and tell us to stop.  Listen.  Wait.  Soak it in.  And relax.

Le sigh.

Anywho, it's Friday, I'm going to a "new" temple today (I'm trying to go to every temple in Utah/Western states), Statistics isn't as bad as I thought (so far), my sister is having a baby this weekend, and this weekend I'm going to do this:



Friday, October 1, 2010

Come and Partake

Do you want to know what I'm excited for?
This weekend!  As a member of

The Church of
Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints

we join as members of the church all over the world to listen 
to the inspired words our beloved prophet, Thomas S. Monson, and
other leaders of our church.  All the words spoken are
inspirational and what our Father and Savior would
have us hear.  I invite you to watch and 
listen to these words.

Click HERE