Thanks for answering my question.

To the twenty people who voted (or the one person who voted twenty times), I thank you for the answer to the burning question put forth by my sidebar's poll:

Q: Hurple hurf nuhr wunk?

A: Ie Ie Ie Ie Ieeee

Honestly, typing it out I now realize how obvious the answer was.

(yes, I am gradually getting weirder and weirder)

Celebrity Audio Poll Closed

My recent poll has ended.

The readers of I, Splotchy have spoken.



It's a tie between Morgan Freeman and Jennifer Tilly.

I will attempt to contact their representation to inquire about hiring them to do some audio work for this blog.

Thanks to everyone who voted.

A Poll For Those Too Intimidated By My Recent MEGA Quiz

I am considering laying down some cash to an actor to record my blogged musings in their own voice.

I'm not sure whether the purpose is for podcasting, a service to the blind, or simply to hear my own words repeated back to me in something other than my uncannily Muppet-like voice.

I have narrowed my choices to a handful of people, but I'm looking for your input as to who I end up contacting. Please refer to the poll on the top of my right sidebar and vote for your choice.

Thanks for any feedback.