Brian said...

I like the celebration it gives me. It makes me feel like I exist. - About the iphone health app

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 16:34:02 -0400

I like the celebration it gives me. It makes me feel like I exist.
- About the iphone health app

Oh! He eats like YOU, sweetie! - while watching a video of a French Bulldog eating an over easy…

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 17:12:23 -0400

Oh! He eats like YOU, sweetie! - while watching a video of a French Bulldog eating an over easy friend egg

I see life like an opera.

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 20:42:44 -0400

I see life like an opera.

I watch the art movies so you don’t have to.

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 17:48:09 -0400

I watch the art movies so you don’t have to.

"And I thought linux was a polarized community."

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 17:52:38 -0500

“And I thought linux was a polarized community.”

- about TacomaWorld

Chel: I'm self-congratulatory because I've done a good job of refilling the ice cube tray and [water] pitcher.

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 09:13:04 -0400

Chel: I'm self-congratulatory because I've done a good job of refilling the ice cube tray and [water] pitcher.
B: Most people just _do_ those things. Like everyday. Without comment.

"We’re into season 4. These are teenagers. Everybody has been with everybody."

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 09:12:02 -0400

“We’re into season 4. These are teenagers. Everybody has been with everybody.”

- Cobra Kai

Wordle

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 08:36:05 -0400

Chel: I think people mostly use certain words.
Brian: Nouns.
Chel: Yeah, they don't think about verbs.
Brian: Not me. I'm an action man.

I’m so Canadian, I get jealous when I see other people giving strangers directions.

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 15:36:35 -0400

I’m so Canadian, I get jealous when I see other people giving strangers directions.

Did you know that mansplaining is from man explaining?

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 21:42:26 -0400

Did you know that mansplaining is from man explaining?

I’m not paid to stand up.

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 20:23:18 -0400

I’m not paid to stand up.

- on virtual teaching and why he’ll remain seated during class

It was cocaine that was keeping them thin, Chel.

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 17:52:13 -0400

It was cocaine that was keeping them thin, Chel.

- lead singers of 80s metal bands

I know the rules. I just don’t like to follow them.

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 08:33:05 -0500

I know the rules. I just don’t like to follow them.

You’d dress like Johnny Lawrence if you could….

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 21:11:09 -0500

You’d dress like Johnny Lawrence if you could….

It’s not always the “3rd act”!

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 20:30:08 -0500

It’s not always the “3rd act”!

"We’re not looking for research ideas; we’re watching television."

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 17:55:06 -0500

“We’re not looking for research ideas; we’re watching television.”

When this is all over, I’m taking you to Denny’s.

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:16:08 -0500

When this is all over, I’m taking you to Denny’s.

I don’t trust twins.

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 19:44:14 -0500

I don’t trust twins.

- baking show

"Don’t be such a workaholic. Leave something for someone else to do for a change."

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 20:34:18 -0400

“Don’t be such a workaholic. Leave something for someone else to do for a change.”

- about my research

Stop. You know this is my kind of show. They are making giant flower sculptures.

Wed, 20 May 2020 21:08:11 -0400

Stop. You know this is my kind of show. They are making giant flower sculptures.

The Big Flower Fight