Brian said...

Things Brian said.

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Oct
20th
Fri

I like the celebration it gives me. It makes me feel like I exist.
- About the iphone health app

Sep
22nd
Fri

Oh! He eats like YOU, sweetie! - while watching a video of a French Bulldog eating an over easy friend egg

Sep
7th
Thu

I see life like an opera.

Aug
18th
Fri

I watch the art movies so you don’t have to.

Mar
8th
Wed
And I thought linux was a polarized community.
— about TacomaWorld
Jul
26th
Tue
  • Chel: I'm self-congratulatory because I've done a good job of refilling the ice cube tray and [water] pitcher.
  • B: Most people just _do_ those things. Like everyday. Without comment.
We’re into season 4. These are teenagers. Everybody has been with everybody.
— Cobra Kai
Mar
29th
Tue

Wordle

  • Chel: I think people mostly use certain words.
  • Brian: Nouns.
  • Chel: Yeah, they don't think about verbs.
  • Brian: Not me. I'm an action man.
Sep
19th
Sun

I’m so Canadian, I get jealous when I see other people giving strangers directions.

Aug
5th
Thu

Did you know that mansplaining is from man explaining?

Jun
20th
Sun

I’m not paid to stand up.


- on virtual teaching and why he’ll remain seated during class

Jun
18th
Fri

It was cocaine that was keeping them thin, Chel.

- lead singers of 80s metal bands

Mar
6th
Sat

I know the rules. I just don’t like to follow them.

Jan
23rd
Sat

You’d dress like Johnny Lawrence if you could….

Dec
7th
Mon

It’s not always the “3rd act”!