Showing posts with label conference. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conference. Show all posts

Nov 5, 2006

Don't worry, I slept last Thursday

On this, my first foray to Europe, indeed my first real trip outside the US (Those couple hours in Tijuana don't count), I'm faced with one undeniable, inexcapable fact. Jet lag sucks.

It doesn't help that all last week I was staying up past my normal bedtime partying with the attendees of ZendCon06, but I think my real mistake was trying to outsmart my own circadian rhythm. See, I figured "I've got this long flight across the atlantic, it'll go faster if I can fall asleep at some point." Seems reasonable so far. How to ensure sleep? Why, stay up all night before the flight. Brilliant! But wait, what if I can't fall asleep during the flight?

Sometime sunday morning, my plane lands in Frankfurt and I wander, zombie-like, through passport control, baggage claim, and customs somehow managing to board the right shuttle to reach the conference hotel. Based on advices from battle-hardened globetrotters, I was planning to put in a one hour power nap, then go for a walk to "reset" my internal clock. Unfortunately the sixty-plus hour run of consciousness had other plans and by the time I awoke, the sun had set.

Finally this morning (Monday), I managed to put in that walk, touring a nearby suburb which reminded me somewhat spookily of the setting from "Shaun of the Dead" (more zombie tie-ins). Five euros and three liter bottles of diet coke later and I'm almost coherent enough to....what the hell was I gonna say? Sorry, my brain has been cutting out a lot the past few days...

Guten Morgen!

May 3, 2006

PDO_User and the effects of Slide Driven Development

Last Fall, Wez and I (and others) met up at the Zend conferrence in Burlingame, CA (US). This was primarily a pre-PDM checkin for those of us who wouldn't be able to make it to Paris to get our thoughts in on the direction of PHP6. Apart from these topics, Wez mentioned wanting to have a userspace bridge for implementing PDO drivers, but that there was entirely too much going on that was (in all honesty) more important.


I agreed on both counts. At the time I was doing my best to ignore the temptation to work on operator... Click through and you'll see just how weak willed I can be :)

Fast forward to last week in Orlando, FL (US) and the php|tek conferrence. As mentioned in earlier blog posts, I think my presentations went over okay for a first couple of talks, but if I have to make one complaint, it's that the subject matter was ill-aimed. I spoke to Sean (one of the conferrence organizers) after the closing keynote and asked him about the upcoming php|works conf in toronto. When he said that one of the focuses would be on database interaction (since it would be taking place along side db|works), my thoughts immediately jumped to the PDO userspace driver which had been running around the back of my mind for months.


By the end of my flight back I had half the implementation written and had generally come to the conclusion that the PDO API was pretty damned nice. Long story short, I've just uploaded release 0.1 of pdo_user which is ready for testing. The file you'll want to pay attention to is: README.OBJECTS as that describes the mechanics of actually implementing a driver in userspace. Another interresting spot to look is tests/globals.phpt which includes a simple, yet functional userspace driver for accessing variable contents as database resources.


I don't expect it to work perfect right out of the box, but it should get the job done. Please Report Bugs when you find them so I can get 'em fixed.

Apr 28, 2006

Let's go out to the movies

As promised yesterday, I've gotten the videos from php|tek uploaded. Note: They're all coverage of the beer chugging contest, so don't expect to be clicking into any presentations.