Khairy Jamaluddin vs. Me ?

Harussani expressed his dismay over the prime minister’s decision to “sacrifice his faith” to attend Thaipusam celebrations at Batu Caves recently.

So regarding on what happened between Harussani and Najib, I did tweet with Ketua Pemuda UMNO, Khairy Jamaludin, to ask him whats this all about.

And here is our conversation :

A Dialogue Between Ali The Reporter and BONG

A VIP named Bong (not Bung Mokhtar okay, the picture is just for decoration) was free from the one month prison sentence from Syariah Law, after he commits polygamy without the consent of his first wife. Follow the interview between Ali The Reporter and Bong.

(before read the dialogue, u are advised to read the news here first if u don’t know what is this all about)

Ali : Hello Bong.

Bong :  Hello. Hey, didn’t u suppose to call me Datuk or something?

Dialogue Between Ali and Paul The Octopus

World has been surprised by Paul the octopus, also known as the “Oracle of Oberhausen,” has successfully predicted the winner of six World Cup matches so far. One day, a reporter from Malaysia, Ali, get a chance to have an exclusive interview with the Paul the Octopus.

Ali : Hello Mr. Paul.

Paul : Hello Ali.

Ali : Wow, u can talk! That is amazing! Cool!

Paul : Well, u know me. I’m very talented octopus.

Ali : Ya..ya..I can see that. So suddenly now u becomes famous. I would like to congratulate u.

Dialogue Between Ali and Maradona

After Argentina was beating 4-0 by Germany, many reporters come to interview Maradona, the coach of Argentina and one of the reporters is Ali from Malaysia.

Ali : Madona. Madona. Wait up.

Maradona : Shit what u just called me?

Ali : I called u Madonna. That’s ur name what. Why u so mad?

Maradonna : That’s not my name u silly, my name is Maradona!

Ali : Woo..woo..chill out big guy…its just the same what..

A REAL GENTLEMEN : YUKIO HATOYAMA

After Japan Prime Minister, Yukio Hitoyama announced his resignation, there’s a lot of reporters come to him for interviewing, and one of them is Ali, reporter from Malaysia.

Ali : Dude..dude..wait up, I want to interview u..

Yukio : Did u just call me dude?

Ali : Ops, sorry..sorry.. I thought u cool with that..

Yukio : No I’m not cool with that. What makes u think I’m cool with that?

Ali : No because I guess with ur resignation u are like the coolest men in the world.

Congratulation Security Guards

At the mall, two security guards are patrolling together around the parking lot, and they chatting.

Ravi : Abu, I’m so hungry la.

Abu : Why Ravi? U didn’t eat this morning? U diet aa Ravi? It’s too late la for u to diet Ravi, u r too fat to diet la.

Ravi : No I’m not diet la Abu. My wife packed all the breakfast this morning and gave it to our children to eat at school during the recess.

Abu : Why is that? You didn’t give money to your children to eat at the school?

Ravi : I did. But today, my eldest son, Kumar, need money to buy a text book. So I had no choice, I need to give that money to Kumar because his teacher keep asking him to buy the book. So I got no money left, that’s why my wife packed the breakfast for them to eat at the school. No breakfast left for me.

Dialogue between Palestine, Egypt, and Israel.

Palestine : Why u did this to us?

Egypt : Did what?

Palestine : Stop pretending. You know what I mean.

Egypt : No, I'm not!

Palestine : Fine, let me tell u silly, about the tunnel, why u blocked the tunnel?

Egypt : Owh, about that. Sorry, I strongly think that’s my territory, so I got the right to do whatever that I want. Besides, I just want to stop u from smuggling.

Palestine : YES I know that’s ur territory. But u knew how Israel blocked our supplies for foods, oils, and all necessities from coming in, and if not because of the tunnel, we already die in starvation. Now u want to block the tunnel. How could u do this to us? We are brothers! Please don’t forget that this world is not belong to us, its belong to Allah The Almighty! Thou just lend it to us!