Atheist Evolution: Your Move Jesus

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

I can't come back from the dead, but any Warcraft player knows that it shouldn't take 3 days to respawn.... Your move Jesus!

I used 3 of my lives to learn to walk on water. 6 Left over!

Jesus rose from the dead? Big deal. Cats have 9 lives, Jesus only had two.... Your move Jesus!

The Bible is the "word"? Pretty sure that everybody knows that the BIRD is the word, your move Jesus....

Walking on water?

I've been walking on sunshine since the summer of '83, your move Jesus...

Pic from here

"Water into wine? I once turned an entire student loan into beer! Your move Jesus...."

-(anon facebook status)