Quote of the Day

 

“You can’t protest peacefully. You can’t boycott. You can’t hunger strike. You can’t hijack planes. You can’t block traffic. You can’t throw Molotovs. You can’t self-immolate. You can’t heckle politicians. You can’t march. You can’t riot. You can’t dissent. You just can’t be.” ~~ Mohammed El-Kurd

 


 


 


 

Babesleaga Group AN : Final Results and Standings

 

We have our winner for group AN. Please give a round a round of applause and hearty congratulations to…

 

 

Markie Post

 

Final Results

 

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Final Standings

 

 

 

 

Contestant Record Points Average Points Against Average Score
Markie Post 7 – 0 – 0 394 56.28 213 56.28 – 30.42
Heather Thomas 6 – 1 – 0 358 51.14 206 51.14 – 29.42
Teri Garr 5 – 2 – 0 324 46.28 253 46.28 – 36.14
Morgan Fairchild 4 – 3 – 0 314 44.85 304 44.85 – 43.42
Sela Ward 3 – 4 – 0 270 38.57 311 38.57 – 44.42
Goldie Hawn 2 – 5 – 0 252 36.00 331 36.00 – 47.28
Kelly Preston 1 – 6 – 0 231 33.00 351 33.00 – 50.14
Geena Davis 0 – 7 – 0 205 29.28 379 29.28 – 54.14

 

Division 5 Winners

  • Markie Post
  • Dina Meyer
  • Shania Twain
  • Ann-Margaret
  • Selma Hayek
  • Sydney Sweeney
  • Maureen O’Hara
  • Elke Sommer

 

Week 1

  • 10:00 am Dina Meyer vs Markie Post
  • 2:00 pm Shania Twain vs Elke Sommer
  • 6:00 pm Ann-Margaret vs Maureen O’Hara
  • 8:00 pm Selma Hayek vs Sydney Sweeney

 


 


 

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

 

 

 

“Good morning Mr. Walrus. Know what I’m in the mood for?”

“Me?”

“No, Bacon.”

“Bacon is my middle name.”

“Has that line ever worked?”

“How about now?”

 

Winner

 

10.

 

This week.

 

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Which one is funniest?
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Quote of the Day

 

“‘We control matter because we control the mind. Reality is inside the skull. You will learn by degrees, Winston. There is nothing that we could not do. Invisibility, levitation — anything. I could float off this floor like a soap bubble if I wish to. I do not wish to, because the Party does not wish it. You must get rid of those nineteenth-century ideas about the laws of Nature. We make the laws of Nature.’” ~~ George Orwell


 

Straight Line of the Day: Well, You Might As Well Tell Us What You’d Add To the Lesson Plan for the Little Tykes

Students given AI slop with misspelled state names, faulty table of elements, angering parents
NYPost | 8/21/26 | Marc Vartabedian

Kentucky middle school parents are furious over instructional packets teachers assigned their kids that were filled with AI slop like misspelled state names and a faulty table of elements, according to a report.

The packet, handed out on the first day of class at Farnsley Middle School in Louisville, featured a US geography map with jaw-dropping flubs like Kentucky being mislabeled “Venecky” and Louisiana as “Lookoong,” according to local news station WDRB.

“Mom, did you know that we live in Venecky?” Stacey Morris said her son joked to her on the drive home after his first day.

She didn’t know what her son was talking about until she opened the material and was appalled by the lesson, according to WDRB.

“Arizona is Arizone. Illinois starts with a V. I mean, it’s crazy,” Morris said, adding that Texas was spelled “Taxas” and New Mexico was “New Mizone,” while Oklahoma was morphed into “Olkchoma.”

 

Look; even I know that our first president was not George Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (barks) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head‘ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway‘ Barton Mainwashington Smith.

 


 


 

Quote of the Day

“I believe it is vital – to civilization, to liberty, to everything we wish for our species, especially for our young. Reading shapes the way we think. Not the content (that too, but it is near irrelevant). It shapes the way we CAN think, which opens our capacity to think. It requires translating and assembling symbols into words, words into concepts, images -things in themselves far bigger than the little word. It’s a process the brain uses to process and store information, but more importantly, to create from. Reading is training this, the younger a child starts, the easier it becomes and more building blocks they have. It is also compound interest for there on in.

It is a genie repressed in illiterate societies. It is a genie that, once freed, cannot ever be put back. Those who champion freedom, must champion reading, and particularly reading fiction, because that trains the mind in taking symbolic logic into creating what is not. Into building something far beyond the mere literal meaning of words, transforming them. That is what drives us, makes us human, gives us dreams. That will give us the stars.

Without that we’re little more than sheep.

With it, we have a key to being far more.” ~~ Dave Freer


 


 

Straight Line of the Day: If Canadians Move or Die, Can We Move In?

What’s Wrong in Canada?
Free Beacon | 8/18/26 | Jonathan Leaf

Nickname: “Maple”

Last year, roughly 150,000 Americans chose to leave the United States. … 120,640 Canadians left Canada. The numbers aren’t so different. But the United States has eight-and-a-half times as many people. So, if the United States had the same rate of emigration, we would be losing close to 1.3 million people each year. That’s more than live in Boston and Miami combined.

Here’s an even more shocking statistic. In 2016, Canada legalized assisted suicide. Now eight times as many Canadians die from euthanasia as in car accidents. Increasingly, Canadians are anxious to leave either for another country or the undiscovered country.

No offense meant to our Canadian commenter.  It’s a beautiful country; that’s why we’d want to move there.