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Selma Hayek vs Sydney Sweeney
Selma Hayek

VS
Sydney Sweeney

We have our winner for group AN. Please give a round a round of applause and hearty congratulations to…

Markie Post
Final Results
Final Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Markie Post | 7 – 0 – 0 | 394 | 56.28 | 213 | 56.28 – 30.42 |
| Heather Thomas | 6 – 1 – 0 | 358 | 51.14 | 206 | 51.14 – 29.42 |
| Teri Garr | 5 – 2 – 0 | 324 | 46.28 | 253 | 46.28 – 36.14 |
| Morgan Fairchild | 4 – 3 – 0 | 314 | 44.85 | 304 | 44.85 – 43.42 |
| Sela Ward | 3 – 4 – 0 | 270 | 38.57 | 311 | 38.57 – 44.42 |
| Goldie Hawn | 2 – 5 – 0 | 252 | 36.00 | 331 | 36.00 – 47.28 |
| Kelly Preston | 1 – 6 – 0 | 231 | 33.00 | 351 | 33.00 – 50.14 |
| Geena Davis | 0 – 7 – 0 | 205 | 29.28 | 379 | 29.28 – 54.14 |
Division 5 Winners
Week 1
“‘We control matter because we control the mind. Reality is inside the skull. You will learn by degrees, Winston. There is nothing that we could not do. Invisibility, levitation — anything. I could float off this floor like a soap bubble if I wish to. I do not wish to, because the Party does not wish it. You must get rid of those nineteenth-century ideas about the laws of Nature. We make the laws of Nature.’” ~~ George Orwell
Students given AI slop with misspelled state names, faulty table of elements, angering parents
NYPost | 8/21/26 | Marc VartabedianKentucky middle school parents are furious over instructional packets teachers assigned their kids that were filled with AI slop like misspelled state names and a faulty table of elements, according to a report.
The packet, handed out on the first day of class at Farnsley Middle School in Louisville, featured a US geography map with jaw-dropping flubs like Kentucky being mislabeled “Venecky” and Louisiana as “Lookoong,” according to local news station WDRB.
“Mom, did you know that we live in Venecky?” Stacey Morris said her son joked to her on the drive home after his first day.
She didn’t know what her son was talking about until she opened the material and was appalled by the lesson, according to WDRB.
“Arizona is Arizone. Illinois starts with a V. I mean, it’s crazy,” Morris said, adding that Texas was spelled “Taxas” and New Mexico was “New Mizone,” while Oklahoma was morphed into “Olkchoma.”
Look; even I know that our first president was not George Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (barks) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head‘ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway‘ Barton Mainwashington Smith.
“I believe it is vital – to civilization, to liberty, to everything we wish for our species, especially for our young. Reading shapes the way we think. Not the content (that too, but it is near irrelevant). It shapes the way we CAN think, which opens our capacity to think. It requires translating and assembling symbols into words, words into concepts, images -things in themselves far bigger than the little word. It’s a process the brain uses to process and store information, but more importantly, to create from. Reading is training this, the younger a child starts, the easier it becomes and more building blocks they have. It is also compound interest for there on in.It is a genie repressed in illiterate societies. It is a genie that, once freed, cannot ever be put back. Those who champion freedom, must champion reading, and particularly reading fiction, because that trains the mind in taking symbolic logic into creating what is not. Into building something far beyond the mere literal meaning of words, transforming them. That is what drives us, makes us human, gives us dreams. That will give us the stars.
Without that we’re little more than sheep.
With it, we have a key to being far more.” ~~ Dave Freer
What’s Wrong in Canada?
Free Beacon | 8/18/26 | Jonathan Leaf
Nickname: “Maple”
Last year, roughly 150,000 Americans chose to leave the United States. … 120,640 Canadians left Canada. The numbers aren’t so different. But the United States has eight-and-a-half times as many people. So, if the United States had the same rate of emigration, we would be losing close to 1.3 million people each year. That’s more than live in Boston and Miami combined.
Here’s an even more shocking statistic. In 2016, Canada legalized assisted suicide. Now eight times as many Canadians die from euthanasia as in car accidents. Increasingly, Canadians are anxious to leave either for another country or the undiscovered country.
No offense meant to our Canadian commenter. It’s a beautiful country; that’s why we’d want to move there.